A silly post for my silly blog. I should point out these aren’t true Haiku, as I can’t write in Japanese so you get these westernised ones instead. Still, kept me amused for a few hours on twitter whilst at work. Enjoy. Or not.
…This is my Blue Belt There are many just like it But this one is mine *
….Opponent in guard Heavy, crushing, starts to pass I reverse my sweep .. Worry not about Your friends, their medals, or belts It is your Journey
..Strong, Tall and Mighty Smashes opponents like bugs Wish he was my Dad
And finally, from my good rocking buddy at training, a worryingly accurate Haiku all about me…
..When sober pure In drink he finds happiness My angry friend .
… I like it.
*Obviously inspired by The Rifleman’s Creed. Which, if you haven’t already, you should read. Not least to get an appreciation of how fucking mental the US forces are.